Are we still blogging in this, the Year of our Lord 2022?

Why am I having the urge to blog? Every once in a while I remember this space, and how dedicated I was to it back in the day. I started WOAW nine years ago, posting every other day, unashamed, not caring about whether my words would be judged, or if people would think I’m nuts. It was fun.

Writing was fun and I miss that. Now it feels like work sometimes. Don’t get me wrong–I love that since I’ve started this blog, I’ve been able to publish books. I love that my stories have resonated with a few people, and mostly, I love that I’ve met so many wonderful friends through writing and publishing.

Now, though, writing feels different. Like I’m supposed to be serious now, so I can’t blog about The Love Boat, or some dumb dream I may have had about The Rock and a baguette. Like any free time I have to write must have the publishing goal in mind. No more silliness. Instead I try to market and it’s exhausting.

But looking back on these stories–especially the posts about my kids and their antics when they were little–makes me so happy. My boys are 18 and 16 now, and I love having these little vignettes about the things they did in every day life that I would have surely forgotten had it not been for WOAW.

I’m on Facebook. I’m on Instagram. I’m on Twitter. I don’t share much there, though. Once in a while I’ll post a picture of the boys, but I don’t tell the stories that I used to tell. I don’t document my life the way I used to.

Not that my life is so exciting, because it’s not really. Finding things to blog about has been more and more of a challenge, as I put up this serious-publishing-author-person wall around me. There’s a filter on everything. But here, maybe if I tear down that wall a bit and go back to writing the nonsense of my every day life, the benefits will be twofold–first, I’ll get to write for fun, and second, I’ll continue creating something my boys can read someday .

We’ll see how it goes. There may be typos. There will definitely be grammar errors. But I’m going to try not to care and just enjoy.

Love, Jess

Writing Prompt, Day 3!

Write something that revolves around movement.

Welcome to Day 3 of the Writing Prompt excitement. Something that revolves around movement…

Since the lockdown due to the pandemic, I’ve added a couple of new talents to my repertoire. First, I’ve become an expert bread-maker. I have a great no-knead recipe that comes out delicious every time. The family loves it.

But also, I’ve been running. I started on March 20th, with a couch-to-5K app called Fitness22. As of today, I have 66 runs. This may not sound like a big deal, but to me it’s huge. I’ve never been a runner. I have a somewhat diminished lung capacity due to surgery on that I had when I was a kid. But when the Coronavirus came around, I wanted to start building up my lungs and airways in defense and figured I’d give it a try.

I love the half-hour of running every other day. After working from home, being confined to the house and tethered to the laptop, the movement is therapeutic. Being outside, even with this New Jersey heat, is invigorating. When I’m able to finish the half hour of running/walking, I feel good about myself–physically exhausted, but accomplished.

Even though I have about 18 weeks of running experience now, I’m only on Week 3/Day 3 of the app’s program, and wow, do I struggle. But I don’t mind. I’m not in a race, I’m just trying to get myself to a healthier state of being.

Maybe someday I’ll get to the 5K, maybe not. Maybe when I have to go back to the office, or when winter rears its ugly head, I won’t be running as much. It doesn’t really matter. For now, I enjoy it, so I’ll keep it up as long as I can.

Thanks for reading! Be safe and see you tomorrow 🙂

Writing Prompt, Day 2!

“Pick an object from your room. Now describe it in as much detail as possible.” Not the most original writing prompt. I’ll roll with it though…

My gray hoodie is so thin, that if I hold it up to the light, I can see right through the threads. It’s the perfect summer cover-up for when the air conditioner is just a bit too cool. So light and soft, I can hardly feel it, but it does its job. The zipper is broken, the string is gone, and it’s barely holding itself together. I’m afraid to put it in the dryer because it’s become so delicate. But I love that “ratty hoodie,” as my husband calls it.

I also love it because it reminds me of a nice time. I bought it with my friend, Lana, from L.A. She’d just arrived in New Jersey and we’d taken a tourist-y detour through Hoboken before I’d drive her to her writing conference in Manhattan. We’d stopped by the train station, had some coffee and pastries, and then, when the weather turned bad, we ducked into the little shop on Washington Street. The shop was filled with racks jammed with clothes, and I bought the gray hoodie out of necessity, thinking it would be a one-time wear to keep me dry in the city. Little did I know it would turn into one of my favorite things. It’s just about a year old, and I’m afraid it won’t make it to two, but I’ll love that raggedy piece of cloth until it’s a pile of thread in my hands.

See how you can see the light through it?

Thanks for reading my boring post. Feel free to play along on your own blog or in the comments. See you tomorrow!

Writing Prompt, Day 1! Because why not?

A few years ago I received a thank you gift for helping to organize a writing conference. It’s a jar, with little rolled up papers in it. Each paper has a writing prompt. Here’s a pic…

Cute right? In an effort to make my fingers work and type something… anything… I’m going to grab one of these, unroll it, and force myself to write a few paragraphs about it. In theory, I’d like to do a prompt a day. We’ll see how that works out.

Ready? (The excitement never ends here at WOAW haha).

Well, about ten minutes and one band-aid later (opening that little scroll required some handiwork involving scissors), here’s what I got:

Describe a character using the kind of language you’d normally use to describe food.

Obviously, this a prime romance writer stuff, but I do like to keep things G-rated here. I will, however, take this opportunity to plug my own book, MAPLE SUMMER WALLACE (which is not a romance, by the way). (If you’re so inclined, feel free to join in with the prompt on your own blog, or in the comments below!)

Bite into Maple Summer Wallace, and you’ll be crunching through a hard shell. She’s crisp and tough. But once you get past that shell, you’ll be overwhelmed by the mixture of her flavors. First, you’ll catch a taste of her spiciness. Hot, peppery, and more than a bit salty, Maple will overwhelm your senses, and you’ll wonder, what exactly is she? You won’t know for yourself until you work through those outer layers and reach her inner core, to the mushy sweetness she tries to hide.

Here’s Maple’s back cover blurb, if I’ve piqued your interested:

After learning she has only six months to live, twenty-two-year-old socialite, Maple Summer Wallace, plans to spend her remaining time hanging over a roulette table in Vegas and squandering her family’s fortune. Her plan takes a wrong turn when she finds Veronica, her twenty-year-old housekeeper and daughter of her beloved nanny, Lola, hovering over the dead body of octogenarian Randolph Brentwood, the fifth richest man in the world.

Maple, hardened from her own personal loss, resists involvement until she learns that Veronica is pregnant with Lola’s grandchild, an heir to the Brentwood estate. To make good on an old promise, Maple vows to help Veronica. With the assistance of Michael, a handsome and savvy PI, they journey up and down the East Coast, dodging the authorities, a shady lawyer, a cold-hearted hit man, and the powerful widow, Mrs. Brentwood. As Maple’s bitterness about spending her last days saving Veronica dissipates and her friendship with Michael develops, she realizes that on the way to death, she’s found something she’s never had—life.

And here’s an Amazon link, if you want to read more…

Thanks for reading! I promise I won’t plug my books for every prompt. Take care everyone! ‘Til next time…

Three Things Post

A million years ago, I started to draft this post after lifting the idea from another blogger. Check out Essential Doctor Who, who hopefully doesn’t mind that I’m half a decade behind. I’m not sure anyone is interested in all of this information about me, but this seemed like a fun thing to do and I got to self-reflect a bit. Tagging anyone who wants to play along…

Three things about yourself

  1. I used to dance (ballet, tap, jazz)
  2. I’m 5’7″
  3. I hate shopping for myself.

Three things that scare you

  1. Climate change
  2. Flying
  3. Being alone in a public restroom

Three everyday essentials

  1. Coffee
  2. Water bottle
  3. Wallet, phone, keys…

Three favorite hobbies

  1. Reading
  2. Writing
  3. “Rithmetic” (KIDDING! I hate math). Watching T.V.

Three careers you’re considering/have considered

  1. Dancer on a cruise ship
  2. Author/Anything in publishing
  3. Movie Reviewer

Three books you’ve recently read

  1. Blood and Water, by Briana Morgan
  2. Her Rough Ride, by Heather Van Fleet
  3. Magic Restrained, by Coralie Moss

Three things you’re working on, writing wise

  1. Blogging (Hi!)
  2. Revising, proofing, and posting SNOWED IN
  3. Crafting tweets (come find me @jess_calla)

Three things you want to do before you die

  1. Cruise around the world
  2. Watch a female U.S. President being sworn in on Inauguration Day
  3. See an elephant in the wild

Three Celebrity Idols

  1. The Rock
  2. Beyonce
  3. Eddie Vedder

Three quotes

  1. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde
  2. “The way to know life is to love many things.” – Vincent Van Gogh
  3. “Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” – Theodore Roosevelt

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Beatlemania? I got it!

A little over a year ago, I was procrastinating with my writing (shocker, I know, haha). It was the middle of the night and I was sitting at my dining room table, laptop open, searching for anything to do other than write, when lo and behold, I found a Procrastinator’s Paradise: Carpool Karaoke, a segment on The Late Late Show with James Corden.

YouTube and I have a love/hate relationship. By that, I mean that *I love it*, but *it hates my writing career*. I fell into that Carpool Karaoke hole so fast that I got whiplash. But in the bottom of the YouTube black hole in the Carpool Karaoke realm, I came across the episode where James spends time with Paul McCartney, published on June 21, 2018.

The segment was perfect. Twenty-three minutes of pure joy. Even watching parts of it to write this post, I’m smiling from ear to ear. At the end, Paul “surprises” a group of locals at a bar with a live performance (I’m not sure if it was truly a surprise, but the patrons of the pub seemed happy enough). It’s amazing that the people at the venue, young and old, are so absolutely thrilled to see him up there on the stage. During the other parts of the Carpool Karaoke segment, Paul seemed so… regular–talking about his past, giving James a tour of Liverpool, and telling stories. But he’s so not regular. For one thing, he was knighted. But moreso, to me, I couldn’t believe that this man (along with the rest of the quartet), had affected so many lives and touched so many people across generations, around the world.

It gave me feelings and I cried, sitting there alone, past midnight, at my dining room table. What can I say? The whole thing felt beautiful to me.

Then, about six months ago, I got a new car. Along with the car came complimentary SiriusXM radio, and The Beatles channel. Of course, it’s my first preset channel (yes, even outranking Pearl Jam).

Every time I sing along with a Beatles song, it makes me think. I’m a child of the 80’s, but I know so many Beatles songs by heart. I mean, I know a lot of songs from my childhood, but I also remember hearing those songs over and over. Fangirling over the bands. Listening to them on the radio.

But the Beatles are different. With the exception of “I Want to Hold Your Hand,” which I was assigned to learn during my short stint as an organ player in my early teens (yes, I took organ lessons and had an organ in my house, and I played the Beatles on it… crazy, I know), I never fangirled over the Beatles. Neither did my parents. In fact, if my parents owned a Beatles album, I never saw it in their collection.

Why do I know so many Beatles songs? Are they so engrained in our culture that we grow up with them and don’t even realize? When my son was a baby, my husband used to sing “Yellow Submarine” to him and dance him around his lap. “Magical Mystery Tour” reminds me of a purple sequined costume from a dance recital. “Strawberry Fields Forever” conjures up images of a neighborhood girl named Darcie, maybe around age 12, who claimed that as her favorite song and constantly drew pictures of strawberries. “Can’t Buy Me Love” is also an 80’s movie starring Patrick Dempsey.

(Funny aside: When I’d hear “Hey Bulldog,” I always thought they were singing “Egg Foo Young” and even today I still sing it that way. See? Engrained, even with wrong lyrics.)

Songs by The Beatles are everywhere, like a go-to comfort food for the musical soul. I don’t know much about the technical aspects of the arrangements, but to me, it’s sort of like they’re simple but meaningful. Catchy, but different somehow.

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Don’t get me wrong, I understand there are critics. I respect that. But love them or hate them, there’s no denying the impact that The Beatles had on our world. “Sir James Paul McCartney” is 77 years old (thank you, Wikipedia), and he can still bring a crowd to its feet, as evidenced in the Carpool Karaoke segment (which I hope you all watch… come on, I even embedded it for you with my fancy WordPress skillz!). The fact that my 15-year-old is okay with me leaving the Beatles channel on when he’s in the car is further evidence of their magic, because my 15-year-old basically hates everything I listen to.

I’m looking forward to getting my new book tomorrow and reading about the Fab Four and their musical history. I may come back here and share more. I know you won’t mind because BEATLEMANIA is EVERYWHERE, even in 2019, even on WOAW.

I leave you with these sweet, simple lyrics from “I’ll Follow the Sun” from the Beatles for Sale album, 1964. According to the interwebs this is one of the earliest songs, which Paul wrote in 1959 at age 16.

One day, you’ll look
To see I’ve gone
For tomorrow may rain, so
I’ll follow the sun. 
Someday, you’ll know
I was the one
But tomorrow may rain, so
I’ll follow the sun.
And now the time has come
And so, my love, I must go,
And though I lose a friend
In the end you will know.
Oh-oh-oh
One day, you’ll find
That I have gone
But tomorrow may rain, so
I’ll follow the sun.
Yeah, tomorrow may rain, so
I’ll follow the sun.

 

As always, thanks for reading.

Best Shows I’ve Binged Lately (and Why You Should Watch Too!)

netflisAs I’ve mentioned, I’ve been watching a whole-lotta-stuff these days. Thought I’d take a moment to be helpful and share my experience. Below is a list of shows that I’ve watched recently on Netflix (and one on HBO) and reasons why you should watch them too (unless you’re a writer–in that case, STAY AWAY FROM THE TELLY and go write!).

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YOU (Netflix, One Season, Ten Episodes)

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Think Dexter meets Millennials. I loved this creepy story so much. My favorite thing about YOU was the main character, Joe, played by Penn Badgley. A perfect anti-villian, he’s the absolute worst. But he’s brilliant, handsome, and even though you want him to get caught, you still think that maybe he could be fun to hang with when he’s not being psycho (kind of like Dexter, right?).  I love how he manipulates social media to serve his sociopathic purposes, and of course, I love that he’s a book store guy. I also had major hair envy with Beck (Elizabeth Lail), Joe’s obsession. In fact, I tried to middle part my hair and make waves like hers when I finished watching YOU but it didn’t work so well. Bonus: JOHN STAMOS plays a therapist. Try YOU if you enjoy charmingly creepy villans and a show that will make you say, “oh no he didn’t!” out loud almost every episode.

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DEAD TO ME (Netflix, One Season, Ten Episodes)

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Possibly my favorite recent binge, I’ll start with this: Christina Applegate is Everything. Bold statement, I know, but it’s so true. Her character, Jen, is a widowed mom. She’s losing her shit so she goes to a widow support group and meets Judy (Linda Cardellini) and they become friends. I don’t want to give the show away, but their relationship is interesting, to say the least. My favorite Jen/Christina Applegate moment is in Episode 6 (called “Oh My God”) when Jen’s son is in the school play. Jen’s stressed and her life is messy, but she’s out in the audience with Judy watching her son, her shining star, belting out “Greatest Love of All” with his chorus group. Then, in the middle of the song, her son stops singing and starts freaking out at people, and runs off the stage. Everyone’s in shock and Jen just lowers her head to her hand and mutters, “Oh fuck me.” Three words– perfectly executed. It was such an anti-Facebook Mom Moment and still makes me snort-laugh thinking about it. Trust me, it’s hilarious even if I can’t do it justice here. Christina’s so good in DEAD TO ME, that she has an Emmy nod to prove it (Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series). The show is awesome. Watch this, please.

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TRINKETS (Netflix, One Season, Ten Episodes)

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TRINKETS was a thoughtful, fun, young adult watch. Elodie (Brianna Hildebrand) is a high school student–reserved, quiet, shy, a bit awkward–forced to relocate to Portland after her mom dies to live with her dad and his new family. Elodie takes comfort in shoplifting (thus, collecting “trinkets”) and is forced into a support group to stop. Turns out, two other girls from her high school are there, too:  the hot, popular girl, Tabitha (Quintessa Swindell), and the cool, casual chick, Moe (Kiana Madiera). These three seem quite different, but they each have problems that they are dealing with as they form an unlikely bond. I loved so many things about this show. First, that these three became close during meetings, but still acted like they didn’t know each other at school. Just seemed real to me. Also, it’s kind of brave in that none of the characters is perfect, and the writers let them make dumb kid mistakes. As a mom myself, I wanted to yell at these kids more than once. Probably the coolest thing about TRINKETS, though, is that it takes place in, and was filmed in, Portland. The setting seems to take on the life of a character, too. If you’re interested in a YA, high school drama, give TRINKETS a try!

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RUSSIAN DOLL (Netflix, One Season, Eight Episodes)

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I’ll admit, this show took a minute to win me over. First off, the marketing is weird and I hate the title. But Amy Poehler was involved and once I started watching, the show is actually awesome. It’s like a younger, single, hipper, city-version of the movie Groundhog Day, but instead of the day repeating every morning, the day starts over whenever Nadia (Natasha Lyonne) is about to die. Nadia’s attitude each day during the restart (the restart being at her birthday party) made me lol. Natasha Lyonne plays Nadia perfectly. Her character is gruff, has that throaty, Broadway voice, and is brutally honest, intelligent, and quick-witted. She’s probably one of my favorite female characters ever. When she finds Alan (Charlie Barnett), who’s pretty much her polar opposite but who is going through the same repeat of time, the depth and heart of this dark comedy triples. Wasn’t thrilled with the ending, but there’s going to be a Season 2, and I’m completely on board for that!

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CHERNOBYL (HBO mini-series, Five Episodes)

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Switching gears with a shoutout to HBO and a non-fiction, smarty pants watch. CHERNOBYL is a docu-fictionary, I guess (?) about the nuclear disaster that took place in the 80’s. Don’t worry that you are too dumb to watch this. I thought for sure that I’d never be able to follow, but it’s so well done and perfectly executed that I watched it twice. The writers managed to balance out the science and politics of the situation with the personal side, so that it never became too technical. Mostly, my interest in the show was revisiting the international climate of that era. I couldn’t believe the nonsense that went on in the Soviet Union when all this was happening. Lord almighty, this will aggravate you as much as it educates you. WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT is a question you will yell at your screen. I appreciated CHERNOBYL because it reminded me why I am lucky to be American.

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OUTLANDER (Netflix, Two Seasons available, 29 Episodes)

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Confession: I’m on round two with OUTLANDER. But I have to admit that the second time watching is a charm, mostly because I know the characters and have a grip on the historical background and what’s going on. Above, I declared that Christina Applegate is Everything. I’m going to add that Best Male Version of Everything goes to Jamie Fraser (Sam Heughan). A Scottish Highlander in a kilt… a love story… a beautiful setting… war stuff… a touch of time-traveling magic… a pretty lady with dresses… Come on, why wouldn’t you watch this? Get on it, people.

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GILMORE GIRLS (Netflix, Seven Seasons, Gazillion Episodes)

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I know I’m late to the game here, like NINETEEN YEARS late (the first episode aired in 2000), but I haven’t wanted to be a character as much as I wanted to be Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham) since I fell in love with Nancy Botwin in Weeds. I’ve only watched the first season so far, but to me, Lorelai is like the clean, sane, small-town and law-abiding version of Nancy. She’s raising her daughter, Rory (Alexis Bledel), in Stars Hollow, a perfect little Connecticut town full of quirky characters. Lorelai has issues with her wealthy parents, who still can’t get over the fact that Lorelai had a baby at sixteen, and was able to support herself by working her way up from a cleaning lady to the manager of the Inn. Rory, who herself is sixteen in Season One, has issues at her new fancy private high school (that Lorelai’s parents are paying for). In addition to her parent issues, Lorelai has a flirty thing happening with her coffee dealer, a handsome diner owner named Luke, and a fun friendship with the Inn’s chef, Sookie (Melissa McCarthy). She also has great work outfits and is gorgeous. What’s not to love about a small-town, network drama, with quick dialogue and lots of heart? I’d comp this to Friday Night Lights, I think.

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And there you have it! Now go pick something to watch and let me know what you think! Also, I’d be happy to take your suggestions of what to watch next. As always, thanks for reading and for hanging out with me here on WOAW!

 

 

My 200th Blog Post!

Yeah, yeah so I know I’ve had this blog since January of 2013, and in six-plus years I should probably have more than 200 posts but I have excuses, okay? The two biggest ones are asleep upstairs as I type this.

Excuse 1 and Excuse 2

The third excuse is sitting next to me…

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Basically, I have 200 excuses for only having 200 blog posts over more than half a decade, but I’ll stop there. In fact, I’m not even sure that this IS my 200th post because behind-the-scenes WordPress looks all fancy these days, and I could be reading the dashboard incorrectly. But in the interest of curing writer’s block and because, hey, at least I’m showing up at the laptop tonight, I’m going to go for it.

My exciting post today is about nothing. Seinfeld did a whole series about nothing so I’m doing a post about nothing. Aren’t you glad you stopped by?

Seriously, though, I googled “200” to see if I could fashion a post of sorts and found the Wikipedia page for 200 (number).

Here are some interesting facts.

Remember Monopoly? $200 for passing Go. I wish a banker would give me $200 for every time I make it around my block, just sayin’.

Have you had bloodwork lately? According to Wikipedia, for a lower risk of heart disease your cholesterol should be under… wait for it… 200! Mine is 154 woop woop! (*drops mic and shows attitude, *pulls herself together and picks up mic, *carries on).

Any NASCAR Cup Series fans? Guess who won 200 races?

I’ll let you think for a second…

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Answer: Richard Petty.

What’s that? You want more facts about the number 200? What about a motorcycle race in Northern Ireland called the North West 200? Or that there’s a 200 value euro note ($221 USD)?

For you math nerds, 200 appears in the “Padovan sequence,” is the “smallest base 10 unprimeable number,” and is a “Harshad number.” Have fun with that if you so wish. Simply typing that sentence gave me an eye twitch.

And now, I have to go amend the Wikipedia page to add that WOAW reached its 200th post on August 22, 2019! Kidding, I won’t do that. But thanks for hanging around with me. Here’s to 200 more!

Publishing, Rejections, and Writing is Weird

Being a writer is a weird thing. Some days, weeks, months, you seem to have it all together and everything is flowing. Words, marketing, tweets, posts. Other times, you open the laptop and stare at it until your head starts to bob because you’re falling asleep.

When things are going great, whoopee! Those are the moments when you’re tempted to quit your day job and write the Great American Novel. You’re motivated and encouraged, and all around a happier person.

But the other times, when you’re kind of feeling depressed and in the dumps, the words don’t seem to make sentences. Your internet history is a dance between Netflix and Amazon Prime, instead of the usual weird novel research inquiries (What is the study of butterflies? How much money do famous YouTubers make? Answers: lepidopterology, and a lot.)

I’ve been wallowing in the world of bingeworthy shows for a couple of months now. Series, movies, comedy specials–you name it, I’ve probably watched it. (Note: How can I go about getting a job at Netflix? I mean, may as well, right? I’m on their site enough. Currently binge-ing Gilmore Girls and Outlander.)

The stuff I’ve watched is great. But when I’m not writing, it affects my entire sense of self. Dramatic? Maybe. Ask any writer and I’m sure they’ll agree.

Then it dawned on me that I have my space here. My safe little corner of the interwebs, where I don’t have to write long novels and figure out plots and commas and sentences. I can just vent (and use words like “just”), and write as horribly as I am capable. You’ll all love me still, right?

But I’ll admit, Blogtropolis, that blog posts aren’t as easy as 1-2-3 either.  I literally have 42 draft blogs that I’ve never posted. Why? Because… I have no idea. I draft them and then convince myself they are boring and don’t post them.

And now look–I’ve written 323 words and haven’t even gotten to the point of this post (loyal WOAW readers know that’s sometimes a problem with me–staying focused).

FOCUSING in three … two …

My point: I’m here to cure my writer’s block. So, hi! Thank you for letting me use you. I may hang around here for a while and reacquaint myself with the WordPress and blogging world. Hope that’s okay.

Onto today’s topic: I’d like to tell you a little about MAPLE SUMMER WALLACE. I don’t pimp my books here on WOAW, and in that regard, I’ll tell you a secret: DON’T BUY THIS BOOK… it’s going to be free in ebook form in a couple of weeks and you can pick it up then. [However, if you are interested, you can check out my author website jessicacalla.com to sign up for my newsletter and I’ll send you an email when the freebie sale starts.]

Seriously, I just needed something to write about.maplesummerwallace-calla-ebookweb

I’m proud of each and every book I’ve written– published and unpublished, short or long. But MAPLE SUMMER WALLACE, and her three-year, crooked way of getting out into the world is special to me.

Writing Maple (No spoilers!)

The idea for MSW spurned from a thought about what someone would do if they found out they only had six months to live. Simple concept, right? The idea nagged at me until it was time to seriously consider that there was a story there.

I knew the story would be about a woman, and that it would be a younger woman because as a writer I lean toward that age group (I am branching out to older characters recently). I also figured that she’d have to have money to be able to do anything. A lot (all?) of my books have some connection to NYC, so she’d be from there.

So I had a wealthy city girl, with six months to live. What was she dying from? Didn’t matter. In fact, I never specify in the book. It’s sort of a made up blood disease (yay, fiction!). What she would do with those six months was what really mattered.

I named her Maple after a girl I worked with in college at a five-and-dime store. There’s no way in hell the real Maple would ever remember me, but I remember that she was a local resident in high school, had red hair, and this fun name. She stuck with me. What can I say?

My Maple would be a college senior and a hot blonde. I wanted her to be alone with no support system (they say to torture your characters, so yeah, she has a tragic past). I also kind of wanted her to be an unlikeable bitch. As a writer, I was interested in a character arc of “bad” to “good.” “Unlikeable” to “likeable.” In fact, if you’ve read Maple and think she’s mean in this version, you should have seen my Chapter One about ten drafts ago.

Next, I needed a plot to facilitate Maple’s inner change. My first idea was to have Maple take this epic adventure across the country, driving from coast-to-coast and learning from different people. My problem with that was the time in the car. With six months to live and a crapload of money, why wouldn’t she simply fly? Maybe she was afraid of flying? I tried to work with it, but it wasn’t working at all.

I went back to the basics. Coincidentally, I’d signed up for Steve Alcorn’s Novel Writing Workshop, which I’d bought with a Groupon. Signing up for that felt beneath me (I was a published author after all, la-dee-dah), but I have to say, it was one of the best decisions I’ve made in my writing life. I took notes on each workshop lesson in a grey Moleskine notebook, and to this day, that notebook is my writing bible. When I’m lost with a story, I go back to my notes and those basics and find my way.

After reviewing my notes for Maple, I did a big facepalm. I couldn’t have a story with a protagonist only. I needed her to be with people, for dialogue, for action. But Maple was a loner. What to do, what to do?

At first, I thought I’d have Maple driving off campus and seeing her one college acquaintance in a bad state. Maybe Maple would pick her up and find out she’d done something criminal, and they’d have a Thelma and Louise-type adventure. But I also wanted the characters to have a rich history.

That’s where the idea for Ronni came about. Anyway, I don’t want to spoil the book, but basically, Ronni and Maple have this adventure, picking up a hot detective along the way (in my mind, Michael is Joe Manganiello, don’t @ me), and there’s a family history, an adventure, and a bit of spirituality, I hope.

Anyhoo… I wrote the book. My mom, who was happy to get her hands on my first non-romance attempt, read it and gave me some suggestions. She wanted Maple to be a stronger, deeper, richer character. She helped me with the villains. She made notes in the margins. I loved the experience of working on the draft with her.

Querying Maple

On March 17, 2016, I wrote a tweet about Maple’s story for #PitMad, a Twitter pitch party for agents to see authors’ pitches and hopefully want to represent their books. My tweet said:

22 yo Maple has 6 mo left to live, a dead body (& guilty housekeeper) in her penthouse, & a hot investigator on her trail. Ugh! 

A wonderful agent asked me to send sample pages based on the tweet. Guess what I sent? A half-drafted email riddled with typos and no attachments! By accident of course. Lesson learned: Don’t put the email address in the “To” field until you are ready to send the damn email. Luckily, because she’s awesome, she understood and wasn’t a jerkwad about the mishap (and I apologized profusely).

The agent loved Maple, and ultimately, I signed with her. She helped me tremendously with revising the book, suggested I soften Maple just a touch, and then she subbed the manuscript to some big houses.

The rejections came rolling in…

I really liked the way this story swept you up and took off running right from page one – the pacing is great. That being said, I confess that I found Maple’s voice a bit off-putting – a little TOO spoiled, and difficult to relate to. For this reason, I must unfortunately pass on pursuing this project…
Thank you so much for sending this to me. This plot is right up my alley, but unfortunately I didn’t connect with the characters the way I’d hoped to.
I have decided to pass on MAPLE SUMMER WALLACE.  In spite of its merits, I just wasn’t won over by the narrative; I’m sorry.
Thank you for sending over MAPLE SUMMER WALLACE for my review and for your patience with my response. I enjoyed how action-packed this manuscript was from the get-go– there was never a dull moment where we were waiting for the next thing to happen, which goes a long way toward keeping a reader engaged. The quick progression of events kept the novel feeling perfectly paced as well, which I really liked. However, I found the lighter, more airy tone of the novel a bit incongruous when paired with the subject matter–in many instances, it seemed like the characters didn’t take their situation seriously, as though they were a bit detached from what was going on around them, so it was difficult for me as a reader to invest in the story when it felt like the characters themselves weren’t! As such, this is going to be a pass.
The writing is fine here, but I worry that it’s a little hard to connect with the story. Right off the bat we’ve got Maple with only six months to live,  [*spoiler removed… *]. Whew!  It almost reads as if the book has been opened up to the middle, without some kind of character development or story history.   I worry that there isn’t enough of a larger hook to position on – it’s hard to tell if it’s women’s fiction, thriller, etc.

[Tangent: Why am I sharing these with you when they may make you NOT want to read the book? I’ll tell you why. Because since Maple has been published (see below), I’ve received wonderful reviews for the story. I’m proud that the story has touched people the way it has, and I’m so glad that I didn’t let these rejections get to me. If you are a writer, and you believe in your book, I hope that you take your rejections with a grain of salt. Every reader is different–some will like your book and some won’t. Editors can enjoy your book but reject it for any number of reasons. It doesn’t mean that the book is bad or that you have no talent. Thank you for attending my TED talk… now back to our regularly-scheduled post.]

Continuing… My agent was ready to do a second round of submissions to different publishers, but then life happened and she switched agencies. She invited Maple and me along, but I decided not to go for various reasons, none that had to do with her or her representation.

This was the end of 2016.

Publishing Maple

Maple lived in my laptop while I worked on other things. In Spring of 2017, the third book of my New Adult series, SHE WANTS IT ALL, released with the small press I’d contracted with to publish the series, and I was busy drafting the fourth and final book of the series.

My mom got sick. I spent a great deal of the summer of 2017 with her. She died in September.

When I was back to writing, I remembered my mom’s help with Maple, and I was angry with myself that I hadn’t published Maple before she died. During the end of 2017, I hired my beloved friend and editor, Erin, to help work on prepping Maple for a summer of 2018 release.

Then, in early 2018, the small press publisher of my New Adult series closed. For reasons, I shelved Maple, and worked on self-publishing the New Adult series, teaching myself about indie publishing, and staying busy with that.

In 2018, besides self-pubbing the NA series, I wrote two short stories that were published in small press anthologies, and then a holiday novella. I also started working on a new NA series, the Mill Street series.

Going into 2019, I thought I could take on the self-publishing world, and remembered that Maple had been edited, and was basically ready to publish. It certainly wasn’t doing anything in my drafts folder and I had no plans to query it to agents again. With a couple of tweaks and a cover, I decided to publish the book myself in April of this year, because why not? The first two books of the Mill Street series followed in June and July.

Reading that exhausts me. I have no idea how I did any of it. Since then, though, I’m not sure what to do about publishing. Honestly, I can’t say self-publishing is the right path for me. I’m just not that good at selling books, a fact which I freely admit. But lately, I can’t seem to write anything either. I started a cozy mystery. I started a stand-alone romance. But I sort of feel like I’ve lost steam.

I don’t know why. Maybe I’ve done all I came to do in the Jessica Calla publishing world. Maybe getting Maple out as a tribute to my mom was the end of it all for me. Maybe it’s time for a change of pace. I’m excited for the few mentoring projects on my agenda for September. I’ve been told that I’m a good critique/reader/mentor for authors. Maybe the skills I’ve gained and knowledge I’ve acquired should be used for that–helping others.

All I know for sure is that, despite the industry rejections, I’m happy that readers seem to love Maple. And I’m so glad that it’s out in the world, and not living in my laptop!

If you’re still awake, I appreciate your efforts to get through this post. Thanks for reading, and for always welcoming me back to the WordPress world!

The Literary Dinner Party Book Tag

The lovely Ginny over at The Discerning Couch Potato (a wonderful review site for those of you interested in romance book reviews) shared this blog post o’fun, and I thought I’d play along!

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Here’s a list of the characters that I’d invite to my dinner party. Using your literary arsenal of characters, who would you invite to yours?

*Character Who Likes to Cook

Gio- Love By the Slice, by Heather Young Nichols 

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Gio is the sexy pizza guy, working at a pizzeria on Harbor Point, a fun beach town, when he falls for the owner’s granddaughter, Bianca. From the blurb:  “Gio isn’t there for the money. He’s there for the sauce.” Well to that I say, “Come on over, Gio, and bring your hotness and your sauce and bake us some pizza pies for our dinner party!”

*Character Who Has Money to Fund the Party

Parker, Happy Ever After, by Nora Roberts

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Not only would Parker Brown pay for our dinner, she’d probably let us have it in her mansion-turned-wedding-venue compound! I loved the Bride Quartet series by Nora Roberts, and Parker, the extremely professional business person who runs it. When she hooks up with Malcolm, the mechanic with the motorcycle, Parker learns to loosen up and have some fun.

*Character Who Might Cause a Scene

Travis, Beautiful Disaster, by Jamie McGuire

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Whether you love him or hate him, there’s no doubt that Travis is Trouble. He’s more off the rails than on, yet he has a big heart under all those tats. They don’t call him Mad Dog for nothing. He may behave at our dinner party if he’s allowed to smoke, and if nobody is bothering his beloved Abby.

*Character Who is Funny/Amusing

Andie, In a Jam, by Cindy Dorminy

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In a Jam starts off with Andie waking up in the drunk tank after a night of partying. From the blurb: “Andie Carson has to do three things to inherit her grandmother’s lottery winnings—sober up, spend a month running her grandmother’s Georgia coffee shop, and enter homemade jam in the county fair.” When Andie arrives antics ensue, and she falls for the small Southern town as well as the hot cop who helps her navigate the crazy. She’d definitely bring the fun to our dinner party!

*Character Who is Super Social

Ian, The Matchmaker’s Playbook, by Rachel Van Dyken

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If you haven’t read The Matchmaker’s Playbook or watched the movie on Passionflix, please stop reading and go do that! Ian was almost a pro football player, but now runs Wingmen, Inc., a sort-of college campus dating service where he helps the girls get their guys. He’s smart, quick, witty, and easy on the eyes. He’ll be the icebreaker we need at our dinner table. Although Travis might want to kick his ass for something, so we’d have to sit them at opposite ends, haha.

*The Villian

Bael, Above the Flames, by Cassandra Fear

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Bael is a demon with an attitude. Sure he’s scary and weird-looking, but he’s also fierce and a bit douchey, giving him human-like qualities. If you like angel-demon stories, this one is a fun read. From the blurb: “When demons claw their way to Earth, Jasmine is surrounded by hundreds of fire-eyed beasts. Worse, she is captured by a big-shot demon named Bael. He’s a tricky foe with a chip on his shoulder—and the desire to make Jasmine use her powers for evil.” Come to think of it, maybe if we sit him between Ian and Travis, we could prevent a fistfight!

*One Couple (Not Necessarily Romantic, but I’m a romance reader so….)

Drew and Anna, When It Was Us, by Larissa Weatherall

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Sigh… With this crew, I’d definitely want to sit between Drew and Anna. Although, they are super in love after finding each other again when Anna returns to Sage Hill after her divorce. They’d probably be struggling to look around me, into each other’s eyes. Love this epic romance which alternates between past and present and takes the reader on the journey from day one, to the happily ever after. Oh, and maybe they’d bring dessert!

*One Hero/Heroine

Layla, The Prophecy, by Erin Rhew

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Layla may be one of the coolest heroines ever. From the blurb: “Growing up on a small farm in the kingdom of Vanguard, seventeen-year-old Layla Givens lives a deceptively tranquil existence. But her carefully constructed life quickly falls apart when she’s abducted by a religious zealot who proclaims her The Fulfillment of an ancient peace prophecy and whisks her away to marry her greatest enemy.” Layla is strong, smart, and fiery. At our dinner table, she’d keep Bael in line, and tell us stories of her epic adventures.

*Character Who is Underappreciated

Chloe, Restless Hearts, by Heather Van Fleet

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Okay, so we’ll need a high chair for Chloe, since she’s only a baby. But if it weren’t for Chloe, daughter of single dad, hottie, ex-marine Collin, maybe Colly and his friends wouldn’t be as close as they are now. These three ex-marines tag team raising her. She’s a-freakin-dorable, and everyone who meets her falls in love. Maybe her presence would keep everyone at the table on their best behavior, too (although I’m sure Anna and Drew would be swoony over her, Bael may try to set her on fire, and Travis might teach her curse words)!

*Character of Your Own Choosing

Dylan, The Love Square, by me (Jessica Calla) 

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What kind of author would I be if I didn’t try to sneak one of my guys in here? This was the hardest dinner party companion to pick, since I love all my characters. I guess I went with Dylan because he’s sweet and passionate (and easy on the eyes), a movie star (so he’d have good stories), and would balance out the alpha-beta men types at the table. He’d be drawn to Drew and Ian, I think, and offer them a cigar after dinner. (If you’re interested in Ginny’s review of TLS, click here).

Thanks for playing along. If you’re reading this, consider yourself TAGGED and feel free to tell us about your dinner party! Also, check out all of the wonderful books mentioned above, by some of my favorite authors.

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Have a nice night!